Presidents Weekend Comedy Fest at The Function 2026

It’s a three-day weekend. We gave you four days of comedy.

Make it a long weekend full of big laughs in downtown SF. The Function is running shows every night of Presidents Weekend, with Valentine’s vibes Friday and Saturday, then straight-up killer showcase lineups Sunday and Monday.

Expect rising stars, local favorites, and comics you’ve seen at the Cobb's, Punch Line, SF Sketchfest and more..The room is intimate and the cocktails know what they’re doing.

Show Schedule
- Friday – 7pm & 9pm (+ Happy Hour 5-7p!)
- Saturday – 7pm & 9pm (Valentine’s Day!)
- Sunday – 7pm & 8:30pm
- Monday – 7pm & 8:30pm (+ Happy Hour 5-7p!)

Tickets
Friday & Saturday: $25
Sunday & Monday: $20

Two drink minimum per person. Craft cocktails, beer, and wine available.

Monday bonus: Happy Hour from 5–7pm. Show up early, save a few bucks, stay for the laughs.

Perfect for date night, rolling deep with friends, or anyone who believes a holiday should come with punchlines.

• Full bar, cocktails, beer, wine + drink specials
• 21+ Only
• Like most comedy clubs there is a two drink minimum to help support the bar/wait staff
• Credit / Debit / Mobile payments accepted - Please note the venue is cashless