Hayes Valley Comedy Night
Welcome to the heart of laughter in San Francisco's vibrant Hayes Valley district! Step into a world of hilarity and luxury at the newest addition to the city's comedy scene - a chic, upscale comedy clubboasting avant-garde decor and a roster of top-notch comedians. Nestled amidst the trendy boutiques and eateries, this venue promises an evening of non-stop laughs and premium entertainment. Join us for an unforgettable night filled with side-splitting comedy and unforgettable memories.
- Full bar, cocktails, beer, wine + drink specials
- 2 Drink Minimum
- 21+ Only
- Like most comedy clubs there is a two drink minimum to help support the bar/wait staff
About The Function: Introducing The Function, a vibrant addition to the city's entertainment scene, where laughter reigns supreme and every night is a celebration of comedic brilliance. Situated in the heart of Hayes Valley in San Francisco, this dynamic BLACK OWNED comedy club is poised to redefine entertainment with its electric atmosphere, top-notch talent lineup, adorned with colorful murals, cozy seating arrangements, and a stage that beckons performers to unleash their comedic prowess..
SF's 1st Annual Holiday Pop-up Bar Comedy Festival
This December, step into Frosty’s Boozy Wonderland, a magical brand new Christmas and holiday bar and comedy club experience at The Function, San Francisco’s first Black-owned comedy club!
We’re transforming into a winter wonderland with twinkling lights, festive decor, and 12 handcrafted, Instagram-worthy holiday cocktails you won’t find anywhere else. It’s a merry mix of cozy vibes, creative sips, and the perfect spot to get into the holiday spirit.
🎄CHRISTMAS BAR POP-UP + 🎅 HOLIDAY COMEDY SHOW TIMES
ALL DECEMBER 2024 - 7 Nights a Week!
Indulge in a few festive drinks, stay for the laughs! Holiday-themed comedy shows every night feature top comics from Punchline, Cobbs, and SF Sketchfest.
- Monday–Thursday: 7 PM + 8:45 PM
- Friday & Saturday: 7 PM + 9 PM
- Sunday: 7 PM + 8:45 PM
💫 EXCLUSIVE HOLIDAY COCKTAILS
Get ready for sips as jolly as Frosty himself! Curated by Santa's naughty mixologist Evette Mercado, each drink is crafted to impress both your taste buds and your Instagram feed:
Thai Me Up Colada - 14 HH / 16*
Cinnamon infused Tequila or Mezcal, Thai tea, coco cream
Yule Be Buzzed Martini - 14 HH / 16
Alamere Citrus Gin, Suze, lemon, simple, fee foam
All the Jingle Ladies -14 HH / 16*
Aperol, pomegranate, edible glitter, bubbles
Twerk the Halls - 13 HH / 15*
Alamere London Dry Gin, St. Germain, blackberry shrub, lemon, soda
Naughty Elf - 13 HH /15*
Tequila, Curacao, Spiced Fuyu persimmon purée, lime
Merry Litmas - 14 HH / 16
Chai infused Bourbon, Montenegro Amaro, almond bitters
Get Blitzened-tini - 13 HH / 15
Chamomile infused Vodka, grapefruit, lemon, orange flower blossom spritz
Babes in Rum-derland -14 HH / 16
Chocolate mint tea infused Rum, Cream de Cacao, coco cream, mint
Ho Hoe Ho-T Toddy - 13 HH / 15
Rye whiskey, Palpomousse, splash grapefruit
Frosty's Drunk Mule - 13 HH / 15
Alamere Espellette Vodka, passion fruit, lime, ginger beer
Toasted & Tipsy - 14 HH / 16
Coco nib infused French Wheat Vodka, House made coconut Baileys, Creme de Cacao, Chocolate bitters, graham cracker rim, toasted marshmallow
Espresso Martini "Oh Snap.. I'm Slay Belled" -15 HH / 17
Vodka, Espresso Liquor, espresso, house-made gingerbread syrup, coco cream
(Drinks marked with a ** can be made zero-proof using Ritual Zero Proof spirits.)
🎁 Holiday Fun for Everyone:
Whether you're stopping by for the cocktails, staying for the laughs, or both, Frosty's Boozy Wonderland is the perfect way to celebrate the season in San Francisco. Gather your friends, grab a drink, and let’s toast to the most wonderful time of the year!
- Full bar, cocktails, beer, wine + drink specials
- 21+ Only
- Like most comedy clubs there is a two drink minimum to help support the bar/wait staff
- Credit / Debit / Mobile payments accepted - Please note the venue is cashless
Comedians with Criminal Records
Crime and comedy collide in San Francisco's most daring and unique event: Comedy's Most Wanted: Comedians with Criminal Records, brought to you by HellaFunny.Prepare for a night of laughter and lawlessness as we unveil the Bay Area's top professional comics who've had run-ins with the law and turned their wild stories into side-splitting comedy at SF's newest BLACK-OWNED comedy club, The FunctionBrace yourselves for an ever-changing lineup of local legends and surprise guests who've conquered the stage at Cobbs, Punch Line, Crazy Funny Asians, Thrive City, and festivals like SF Sketchfest, Clusterfest, and Outside Lands
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Comedians with Criminal Records / LIVEWhat kind of jaw-dropping stories can you expect? Buckle up, because each show is a unique ride through the wild world of criminal comedy! You might hear about disastrous booty calls, nude-driving arrests, police impersonators, or even the foot chase of the century led by one sneaky comedian.
- Full bar, cocktails, beer, wine + drink specials
- 2 Drink Minimum
- 21+ Only
- Like most comedy clubs there is a two drink minimum to help support the bar/wait staff
Black Laughs Matter
Prepare for a comedic powerhouse like no other with 'Black LAUGHS Matter,' a riotous showcase featuring some of the sharpest minds and quickest comedy wits in the game – all under one roof - at the Bay Area's first black-owned comedy club.
Join us for a night of uproarious laughter and unapologetic humor as these talented black comedians take center stage, serving up a deliciously diverse array of jokes, stories, and observations that will have you rolling in the aisles. 'Black LAUGHS Matter' celebrates the rich tapestry of black comedians in all its glory.
- Full bar, cocktails, beer, wine + drink specials
- 21+ Only
- 2 Drink Minimum
- Like most comedy clubs there is a two drink minimum to help support the bar/wait staff
Rush Hour Comedy Night
Welcome to 'Rush Hour Comedy Night' where laughter knows no bounds and cultural collisions are the name of the game. Join our dynamic duo of hilarious black and Asian comedians as they navigate the twists and turns of life, love, and everything in between, all while delivering punchlines faster than rush hour traffic – all under one roof - at the Bay Area's first black-owned comedy club.
Join our dynamic duo of black and Asian comedians as they embark on a whirlwind adventure through the streets of humor, weaving together their diverse backgrounds and comedic chops to deliver a show that's as unpredictable as rush hour traffic.
- Full bar, cocktails, beer, wine + drink specials
- 21+ Only
- Like most comedy clubs there is a two drink minimum to help support the bar/wait staff
San Francisco's HellaDesi Comedy Night
- Full bar, cocktails, beer, wine + drink specials
- 2 Drink Minimum
- 21+ Only
- Like most comedy clubs there is a two drink minimum to help support the bar/wait staff
Crazy Funny Asians
The popular weekly comedy show with some of the Bay Area's funniest Asian comics is back live and in person every Friday & Saturday night at The Function - SF's newest comedy club.
Inspired by the blockbuster movie, see some of the Bay Area's top comedians at San Francisco's Crazy Funny Asians comedy showcase! Let's celebrate the Bay's Asian-American culture and heritage with laughs.
Crazy Funny Asians / Comedy Lineup
Hosted by K. Cheng (NBC's Stand Up for Diversity, Khmers of Comedy, Host SF Chinese New Year Parade Pre-Show)
Every week is a new lineup. Here are some of our favorites you might see...
- Jeen Yee-Tommy Ts
- Chris Posadas-Tommy Ts
- Shawn Felipe-WorldAsia TV, Sprint Comedy
- Nicole Tran- Tommy T’s
- Ryan Chan- Opened for Earthquake
- Moon Choe- SF Sketchfest
- Andrew Orofolo-SF Punchline
Plus many more
- Full bar, cocktails, beer, wine + drink specials
- 2 Drink Minimum
- 21+ Only
- Like most comedy clubs there is a two drink minimum to help support the bar/wait staff
Laugh GPT: SF's First AI-Powered Comedy Show
The robot revolution is upon us, and they've infiltrated the world of comedy! Join us for "Laugh GPT," the AI-powered comedy show that might just be humanity's last stand-up hurrah.As artificial intelligence advances, who knows how long our human comedians will be able to hold their ground? At this unique event, our talented comedians have bravely enlisted the help of a joke-cracking AI to deliver an unforgettable night of laughter.Who is funnier? The Humans or our AI-powered Robot? The audience will attempt to determine who is funniest – humanity's fate rests in your hands!
- Full bar, cocktails, beer, wine + drink specials
- 2 Drink Minimum
- 21+ Only
- Like most comedy clubs there is a two drink minimum to help support the bar/wait staff