SF's SantaCon Comedy Crawl: Elves Gone Wild! (2025)

Sleigh the night, San Francisco! SantaCon takes over The Function with Santa, elves and festival Holiday cocktails. Two comedy shows 7p + 9p

Ho Ho Hilarious! Join us for SF’s SantaCon Comedy Crawl: Elves Gone Wild! at The Function- the only SantaCon stop where Santa grabs the mic and the elves run the show.

We’re bringing two stacked stand-up shows (7pm & 9pm) with holiday chaos, big laughs, and festive cocktails right on Market Street — just steps from the SantaCon action.

🎅 Event Highlights
  • Santa headliner + naughty elves bringing holiday chaos to the stage
  • Two showtimes to choose from — 7:00pm & 9:00pm
  • Located at The Function — steps from SantaCon action on Market St.
  • Festive photo ops with Santa & the elf crew
  • All comics dressed in xmas fit — zero grinches allowed
  • Easy wristband access for SantaCon crawlers
  • Limited seating — secure your spot before it sells out
🍸 Holiday Cocktail Specials
  • Twerk the Halls — Pear Vodka, St. Germain, Lemon, Cran, glittery AF
  • Get Blitz Spritz — Aperol, Pom, Bubbles + sparkle
  • Naughty Elf — Silver Tequila (or Rum), Passionfruit, Lime, Soda
  • Bad Santa — Spiced Whiskey + Chai Coconut Cream
  • Ho Hoe Hot Toddy — Cinnamon Tequila & Hot Apple Cider
  • Espresso Naughtini — Chocolate Vodka, Espresso, Cream

    (Two-drink minimum supports our amazing bar staff)
12/13/2025 7:00 PM

Door Time: 6:00 PM

Other Showtimes

Sleigh the night, San Francisco! SantaCon takes over The Function with Santa, elves and festival Holiday cocktails. Two comedy shows 7p + 9p

Ho Ho Hilarious! Join us for SF’s SantaCon Comedy Crawl: Elves Gone Wild! at The Function- the only SantaCon stop where Santa grabs the mic and the elves run the show.

We’re bringing two stacked stand-up shows (7pm & 9pm) with holiday chaos, big laughs, and festive cocktails right on Market Street — just steps from the SantaCon action.

🎅 Event Highlights

  • Santa headliner + naughty elves bringing holiday chaos to the stage
  • Two showtimes to choose from — 7:00pm & 9:00pm
  • Located at The Function — steps from SantaCon action on Market St.
  • Festive photo ops with Santa & the elf crew
  • All comics dressed in xmas fit — zero grinches allowed
  • Easy wristband access for SantaCon crawlers
  • Limited seating — secure your spot before it sells out

🍸 Holiday Cocktail Specials

  • Twerk the Halls — Pear Vodka, St. Germain, Lemon, Cran, glittery AF
  • Get Blitz Spritz — Aperol, Pom, Bubbles + sparkle
  • Naughty Elf — Silver Tequila (or Rum), Passionfruit, Lime, Soda
  • Bad Santa — Spiced Whiskey + Chai Coconut Cream
  • Ho Hoe Hot Toddy — Cinnamon Tequila & Hot Apple Cider
  • Espresso Naughtini — Chocolate Vodka, Espresso, Cream

    (Two-drink minimum supports our amazing bar staff)
  • Full bar, cocktails, beer, wine + drink specials
  • 21+ Only
  • Like most comedy clubs there is a two drink minimum to help support the bar/wait staff
  • Credit / Debit / Mobile payments accepted - Please note the venue is cashless

Sleigh the night, San Francisco! SantaCon takes over The Function with Santa, elves and festival Holiday cocktails. Two comedy shows 7p + 9p

Ho Ho Hilarious! Join us for SF’s SantaCon Comedy Crawl: Elves Gone Wild! at The Function- the only SantaCon stop where Santa grabs the mic and the elves run the show.

We’re bringing two stacked stand-up shows (7pm & 9pm) with holiday chaos, big laughs, and festive cocktails right on Market Street — just steps from the SantaCon action.

🎅 Event Highlights
  • Santa headliner + naughty elves bringing holiday chaos to the stage
  • Two showtimes to choose from — 7:00pm & 9:00pm
  • Located at The Function — steps from SantaCon action on Market St.
  • Festive photo ops with Santa & the elf crew
  • All comics dressed in xmas fit — zero grinches allowed
  • Easy wristband access for SantaCon crawlers
  • Limited seating — secure your spot before it sells out
🍸 Holiday Cocktail Specials
  • Twerk the Halls — Pear Vodka, St. Germain, Lemon, Cran, glittery AF
  • Get Blitz Spritz — Aperol, Pom, Bubbles + sparkle
  • Naughty Elf — Silver Tequila (or Rum), Passionfruit, Lime, Soda
  • Bad Santa — Spiced Whiskey + Chai Coconut Cream
  • Ho Hoe Hot Toddy — Cinnamon Tequila & Hot Apple Cider
  • Espresso Naughtini — Chocolate Vodka, Espresso, Cream

    (Two-drink minimum supports our amazing bar staff)